You know what I love?

You know this MAD TV's "you know what I hate" guy with a towel wrapped around his waist? I just loved him. So here goes mine (but I'm not half naked) ...

J: You know what I hate?!

Audience: Yeah?!

J: The Dentist! Ah, I just hate the dentist... Because you never know, when you get seated and keep your mouth open, if you should keep your eyes open or closed! Yeah!

[Meiji anti-cavity Xylish gum (with my graffito) & Lotte's legendary Coffee Gum)