You know this MAD TV's "you know what I hate" guy with a towel wrapped around his waist? I just loved him. So here goes mine (but I'm not half naked) ...
J: You know what I hate?!
Audience: Yeah?!
J: The Dentist! Ah, I just hate the dentist... Because you never know, when you get seated and keep your mouth open, if you should keep your eyes open or closed! Yeah!
[Meiji anti-cavity Xylish gum (with my graffito) & Lotte's legendary Coffee Gum)
